Speaking my mind

I have started to play a role in resolving Kashmir: Bush

US President George W Bush has said he has "started to play a role" in resolving the Kashmir issue by calling for a solution agreeable to all parties and emphasized the need for "tangible progress" on the issue.

I think my blood boiled to about a thousand degrees Celsius when I read this piece of news. I understand that Bush might be the most powerful man on earth but he has no right to interfere in the matters of other countries, especially at a time when his own country is running the debts in trillions and his soldiers in an abusing spree. Bush apparently feels the need to 'play a role' in everything there is. Oh yes, he has definitely played a role in a lot of things. These include murder of hundreds of innocent citizens, thousands of people scarred with the memory of war and of course, the daylight robbery of oil from other countries. When will he realize that he would play the best role if he kept his big mouth and vicious brain, both shut?

Posted by n!Kk! at 11:36 AM | Permalink

A redneck father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."
"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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Posted by n!Kk! at 9:45 AM | Permalink

* 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
* 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
* 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
* 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
* 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
* 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
* 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
* 8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
* 9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
* 10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
* 11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
* 12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
* 13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfo

P.s. No offence ;p LOL

Posted by n!Kk! at 3:25 PM | Permalink

My results when I did the 'Your signature color' test.

You're one-of-a-kind, that's for sure. A unique individual like you will make her mark with a bold, eye-catching color that's not afraid to be noticed. That's why we're pairing you up with Aqua Paradise. Your friends may sometimes question your choices in everything from what you wear to who you date, but they are likely to admire your willingness to experience all that life has to offer. In fact, it wouldn't surprise us if your experimental nature has helped you become ultra-secure in yourself - and that's a great way to be. You've also probably got a creative way of looking at the world that gives you a unique approach to solving problems, at home and at work. And your offbeat opinions and adventurous spirit likely make you a compelling character to pal around with. So keep it up, Aqua, and never give up on whatever paradise you seek!

My results when I did the 'Handling stress' test.

You're a Sergeant, and crisis is your middle name. You don't shy away from stress - in fact, you thrive on it! In a tough situation, your attitude says "we can do it!" as you roll up your sleeves and get to work. No whining or foot-dragging from you - it's action, action, and more action.The problem with automatically taking control is that some situations may turn out better if they're left to work themselves out. A light touch is sometimes best. You can't always force stress to bend to your will (a fact that can be another source of stress for you!). And being the kind of person who eats stress for breakfast may mean you go hungry when life is flowing smoothly. So try allowing you to loosen up a bit, and enjoy the ride.

Posted by n!Kk! at 10:59 PM | Permalink

Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament .
4. Pope Died

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry ... > >please warn the Pope!!

Posted by n!Kk! at 3:33 PM | Permalink

UK troops shown abusing Iraqis in a video that has caused uproar in the Muslim community. And why should it not? This incident is merely a repeat of the many that went on when the British ruled as colonial masters in India. I often wonder whether discord is in their blood. There was once a time when young kids looked upon soldiers as heroes. But these days, you might as well start equating them to villains. Same thing really.

Posted by n!Kk! at 12:01 AM | Permalink

Guess what the new slogan of Indian Airlines is?

Guaranteeing you a warm and motherly trip.

Warm because the air-conditioners don't work and motherly because all the air-hostesses are old enough to be your mothers.

Posted by n!Kk! at 9:36 PM | Permalink

Another definition for news should be -- a series of unfortunate events occurring around the world due to the idiocy of the human race. Or maybe...a depressant when you're feeling too pleasent.

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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

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