So you think you're cool?
Disclaimer: If you've been reading my entries, you'll probably realise how cynical and skeptical i am...therefore, please don't take the following article seriously...its only to exaggerate a certain shallow culture in our society.
Things you need to know to be 'cool' in a junior college.
1. You must know at least half of your cohort. If you don't know them, pretend to.
2. Never ever come on time for a lecture. And coming early might be considered social suicide.
3. Mark out your 'hang out' area...as would animals their territories.
4. You should come late at least a couple of times a month or you'll be striked out from the classification of a night person...which is 'cooler' than a person who sleeps at 10.
5. Try to mis-match your earrings, socks and anything that comes in a pair for the sake of diversity and 'appreciation of fusion'.
6. Tucking in your shirt is a crime against humanity and you must refrain from this heinous act at all times.
P.s. If you're seriously considering following any of the above, please hit your head with something really hard and hope that your senses are returned to you.
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